| As I sit here wondering about this update, I can't help but realize that i am going to be 23 years old in less than two hours. Meaning 23 years ago this very night, I was a sperm swimming in a race full of other sperm, striving to get to one destination: That massive bright shiny ball in the distance. It's really amazing to think that I, like all of you, were once a mere tadpole like being, no bigger than the microscopic germ eating away your flesh as you sit here and read this. No matter how much I fathom, I was one of thousands, possibly tens of thousands who won that race and succeeded to pierce headfirst into that planetarian spherish structure. If I never won anything in my life up to this point, I know now that I at least won something: Existence. Shit, I'm a winner. You are all winners. If you've never been recognized for that before, I am honouring all of you now. Bravo, you're faster than you think. Even if you can't swim, you swam to life. Would that mean that it's a myth for a human not to be able to swim? It should be instinct. hmm. Interesting. Well, enough of this, on to the update.... Christmas came way to quickly, just like everything it seems. I am horrifically not ready for this, shopping is no where near done. Plus the money situation is a bit rocky. I'm living here in Pataskala at my mum's house, working for her husband. It's going pretty well, just selling things on ebay for him while he packages up and sends things out. Damn he's busy this time of year. I didn't realize how much shit he actually has to do in order to run a business from the home. It takes so much time, and energy to be cooped up at a computer at home all day. I can tell you one thing, it's not for everybody. Aside from myself, I have some absolutely wonderful news to pass on to you all. My father, the hero has announced that he and his beautiful damsel, Marty, have decided to sign their lives over to each other in the act of courtly love. The wedding is set for two days after Christmas! I am the best man, and it will be an honor and a privilege to represent the best being in all the world. My father has finally been blessed with the happiness in which he so deserved for many, many years. May the gods bless his pure soul. I'm getting a haircut tomorrow. It's been two years since even a trim. The stylists are going to have a hey day with that. I pity them. I want to have a Star Wars movie marathon extravaganza very, very soon. I want to watch episodes 1-6 plus the Clone Wars cartoons sometime before or shortly after winter break. Start them early in the day, and go untill they finish. Let me know if you want to partake in this sacred event. It will be amazing if we can pull it off. Goddamn that would be out of this world. I went to the Zoo the other night to see the pretty lights and animals. I gotta say it was an elegant, somewhat romantic rendevous. This pretty lady named Jayme accompanied me and made it quite the enjoyable experience. Here at my mum's, we recently took in a stray cat, which later we found is pregnant. Anybody want a kitten? Currently we are trying to create a coexisting environment between the Kee and Austin, our dog. Austin is petrified to death of it, though he's three times her size. It's actually quite comical. I have been musically retarded for the past 4 months, due to lack of internet access and computerlessness. If there are any sweet new albums out, someone pass on the info. I now have that little piece of technology under my wing, thanks to Christmas, so I will be ready to download the latest whatever by whoever. Well, I think I've bored you all with my life up till now, so I'm going to end this rather abruptly. Tell me your plans for New Years, for I have indefinite ones. Let's get together and cause destruction in some form, sometime. Alright bloodites, This is your undead fiending massacurist signing off. Stay metal. -Sean of the Dead- |
